Joe the Plumber Exposes Obama’s Wealth Plan
October 17th, 2008 by Yank Elliott | No Comments | Filed in Politics
Joe the plumber came along after Chicken Little and her crowd did their thing. Here’s what Chicken Little did.
Chicken Little reads her newspapers and listens to mainstream radio and TV every day of her life. Not long ago she began hearing cries of recession which, before long, became forecasts of a return of “The Great Depression.” Chicken Little, already fully stressed over the declining value of her home and high gas prices just lost it. She ran down the street and all over the place telling all her friends, Henny Penny, Ducky Lucky, Goosey Loosey, and Turkey Lurkey, “the Great Depression is coming. We’re going to lose everything and there are going to be long soup lines. What will we do? We must tell everybody else.” Her friends all said, “How do you know this is going to happen?” Chicken Little replied, “I heard it on NBC, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, and CNN, so it is true. We must tell everybody.” And so they did.
Later, they encountered Foxey Loxey Obama who had a plan. His plan was to be Robin Hood, steal from the rich, and give to the poor. It’s the same failed idea used by Communists all over the world since the takeover of Russia in 1917. The plan only “worked” as long as a strong dictator could instill fear and control all their subjects. Ultimately the plan fell apart because, even though basic needs were met to some minimal extent, there was no incentive to get ahead. So, production began to fall, workers began to work only 10 percent of the time, and the whole structure began to collapse on itself. But Foxey Loxey O thinks he has a wonderful new plan to tax the rich and redistribute the wealth of those who produce to those who do not and Chicken Little, et als., completely fall for this horse hooey.
Foxey Loxey O promises the group everything they want to hear. Included in his tax cuts for 95% of Americans are cash payments to the 50% of Americans who pay no tax at all. These payments, he promises, will be $1,000 each beginning next year and continuing as long as he is in power. “Hooray,” says Chicken Little’s group .And that’s fine with me, too—if you really think the government will send you $1,000 every year from now on, please let me know and I will show you some wonderful land deals in the Okefenokee Swamp at very reasonable prices, less than $1,000 per acre. This acreage is under less than four feet of water. Really good deal, just like Foxey Loxey O’s tax plan.
Now, here comes Joe the plumber, a real live taxpayer and voter. At a rally Joe asks Foxey Loxey O what the great tax plan has to offer him. Joe wants to buy a business in his industry and he has worked hard and saved in order to make the purchase. But he is concerned that Foxey’s plan will take away a large part of his new earnings and Joe wonders if it will now be worth the effort and expense. Foxey tells him the new plan will, indeed, take a large chunk of Joe’s earnings so Foxey can use them as he sees fit to distribute Joe’s wealth among others who did nothing to create new jobs as Joe’s new business will do. Foxey tells Joe it’s too bad he, Foxey, was not president five years ago so his wealth redistribution plan could have helped Joe then. Now, Joe will just be working to give money to Foxey Loxey O to use.
Do you really want to begin the road to failed Marxist ideas led by the Three Dopes, Obama, Pelosi, and Reid? THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE..
Winston Churchill said, “We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.”
THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE.
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